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Ron Luciano has 10 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire.
• I never called a balk in my life. I didn't understand the rule.
• Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.
• Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing.
• Like some cult religion that barely survives, there has always been at least one but rarely more than five or six devotees…
• No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be…
• One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule.
• Lou Piniella only argues on days ending with the letter 'y'.
• If it's true you learn from your mistakes, Jim Frey will be the best manager ever
• Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.

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