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MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required to swear that… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ;) — Amit Verma
When seeking revenge, dig two graves before you star, one for your enemy, the other for anyone who gets in your way. — Andrew Heller
The Shortest distance between two people is a smile:) — Victor Borge
When John first began to receive the Revelation of Jesus Christ he fell at His feet like a dead man. His head and hair were… — GODDEY WILSON
When I was two,I had schizophrenia. — Nishan Singh
LOVE And LOYAL Is Two Different Things Just Because They Say They Love You DON'T Mean They're Loyal 2 You.... — Archie
Maybe it's true that I can't live without you and maybe two is better than one — Ritu Ghatourey
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. — Nikhil Saluja
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' — Nikhil Saluja
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' — Nikhil Saluja
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' — Nikhil Saluja
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't… — Nikhil Saluja
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' — Nikhil Saluja

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