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Going to a museum. I love it. I think the last exhibit I saw was two years ago, here, in Santa Monica. So yeah, it…
— Marion Cotillard
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There's a lot I want to do. I've done two movies now, and I don't feel like this is it. I feel very unsettled still.
— Shannyn Sossamon
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Marriage are named, the union of two souls , it's not a game, and And those understand is marriage as a game. whole life longing…
— Mak_786
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Marriage is the name of a union of two souls, not a game; those who take it as a game risk their entire future happinessMak_786
— Mak_786
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I moved to New York in the middle of my junior year at Vassar and commuted, I was just so eager to see what was…
— Erin Daniels
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I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,…
— Louis C. K.
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God has a plan for you. You have a purpose in life. You matter. Your more special than you believe you are. God created you.…
— Justin Lee Riner
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Wisdom Is Divided Into Two Parts... The One Is Having A Great Deal To Say, And The Other Is Not Saying It.
— Pacifiersucker
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...it takes TWO to communicate
— Nishan Panwar
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There's two kinds of painful days. Firstly: tomorrow, which never comes. Secondly: yesterday, which no one can ever forget.Mak_786
— Mak_786
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If Two Gay Guys Go In A Bar And They All Wanna Sit IN The Same Seat How Would They Sit In It?
— Lainey Elam
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car,…
— Seth Meyers
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New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg on Thursday praised the Reverend Al Sharpton calling him a 'calming influence on the city.' Wow. What are the odds…
— Seth Meyers
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A man in West Virginia sank two consecutive holes-in-one this week. Said the man's wife, 'Oh, is that a lot?.'
— Seth Meyers
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Developers this week introduced the PUMA, a new two-wheeled, two-seat electric vehicle that they say is a fast, safe and clean way to show people…
— Seth Meyers
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A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time police…
— Seth Meyers
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According to a new survey, the national average price for regular gasoline rose about 15 cents in the last two weeks. Meaning that if gas…
— Seth Meyers
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Two volunteer groups in Arizona have set up cameras on the Mexican border, so that people with fast internet connections can sign up to monitor…
— Seth Meyers
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Iran on Thursday agreed to open its newly revealed uranium enrichment plant to international inspectors in the next two weeks and to send most of…
— Seth Meyers
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A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check on their first…
— Seth Meyers
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