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Say wah come so me slide and ah wine. Start dig it like dirt when diamond ah find. Bed bruk down in two so the… — Aidonia
I'm so exited I can't get past to one, two, three. I'm so impatient, it's everything you do to me. — Melanie Fiona
Shorts yuh a wear mek di print start to show. Two hard a follow back a you to an fro. So a want yuh bring… — Mad Cobra
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin. Ten haffi use so mi get di next dozen, fool. — Mad Cobra
Two thousand years ago a man did walk. He was sent into this world to die He did more than talk. — Zion Y Lennox
Two months later she said come and get your son cause I dnt want your baby to come tie me down/ — Barrington Levy
Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! — Juno (The Movie)
Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now… — The Hangover
Put your sweet lips closer to me. This is not F One two three and this is n8t back row anymore. I can't get enough… — Eddy Grant
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone. — Superbad
You, suck my balls. Two times! -Ken — Pineapple Express
YUUU TWO FACED YO ASS ND YO FACE BXTCH KEEP THAT SHXT IN YO PANTS — Unknown Author
Baby I loved you from the very start, yeah yeah. Even though I knew that you would break my heart and I couldn't resist the… — Brick And Lace
I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer. — Laurel Aitken
Well Woppi King is the head of everything him give all the orders. And Two Gun Rhygin, from Lime Cay; Daughter Bartley; Sorill, from Coronation… — Laurel Aitken
Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight. Still Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife. So Professor Brown decide… — Laurel Aitken
First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs fighting… — RJ Berger
Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train. — Severus Snape
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could… — Zoolander
I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony Hallmark card. -Peter… — Dodgeball

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