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We've got two road wins, that's big for us to get our confidence back. We're ready to go now. — Rajon Rondo
I'm betting between the two of them, they've probably broken a ton of face masks. Their own and those of a bunch of defensive guys. — Jerome Bettis
They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly — ICarly
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down
Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to one… — Dr Gregory House
You're not happy unless things are just right. Which means two things: you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy. — Dr Gregory House
You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only uses two of… — Dr Gregory House
In this world that sort of person. Not as though there are only one or two of them. — Super Junior
Two Piece, Chicken Wit A Biscuit Cole Slaw. Bitch Please. On The Side Macaroni Cheese. — Max B
Dale, one-two-three-four Uno-do'-tres-cuatro. — Pitbull
Owl flew past a day or two ago and noticed me. He didn't actually say anything mind you, but he knew it was me. Very… — Eeyore
One for the money, two for the show, three because uh - uh, comes before four, and here we go! — Tigger
I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack, I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac, — Mac Dre
No helicopter looking for a murder. Two in the mornin got the Fatburger. — Ice Cube
Step two. Girl you killin me softly. — Pretty Ricky
Still like two kids with stars in our eyes. — George Strait
Band shuts down at two but we're hangin' out till three. — Trace Adkins
I'd take one step forward and end up two steps back. — Keith Urban
There's only one or two things that I'd change if I could. — Danny Gokey

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