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Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds. — John Lydon
Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery. — Brendon Small
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce
How anybody expects a man to stay in business with every two-bit wowser in the country claiming a veto over what we can say and… — Robert A. Heinlein
I have examined the death penalty under each of its two aspects: as a direct action, and as an indirect one. What does it come… — Victor Hugo
In america, there are two tax systems: one for the informed and one for the uninformed. Both are legal — Learned Hand
As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one… — Will Cuppy
Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes. — Richard Summerbell
There are two kinds of people: the ones who need to be told and the ones who figure it out all by themselves. — Tom Clancy
Friends are all souls that we've known in other lives. We're drawn to each other. Even if I have only known them a day, it… — George Harrison
Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady they neither of them care for. — E. F. L. Wood, 1st Earl of Halifax
There are only two reasons for buying a book, after all. Either we intend to read it, in which case most of us find a… — Geoffrey Nunberg
If it's free put me down for two please — Rolf Harris
The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man's thought. — Muhammad Iqbal
When everybody owns something, nobody owns it, and nobody has a direct interest in maintaining or improving its condition. That is why buildings in the… — Milton Friedman
No one will really understand politics until they understand that politicians are not trying to solve our problems. They are trying to solve their own… — Thomas Sowell
You're saying, no, state said two kinds of marriage; the full marriage, and then this sort of skim-milk marriage. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg
In the model that we grew up with, governments rule physical territory in which national economies function, and strong economies support hegemonic military power. In… — Amory Lovins
Now it is worth noticing two things about the private substitutes that I have described. The first is that in the aggregate they are probably… — Unknown Author
[The taxing power of the state] divides the community into two great classes: one consisting of those who, in reality, pay the taxes and, of… — John C. Calhoun

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