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There are two kinds of suffering. There is the suffering you run away from, which follows you everywhere. And there is the suffering you face… — Ajahn Chah
There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why. — William Barclay
If two people who love each other let a single instant wedge itself between them, it grows-it becomes a month, a year, a century; it… — Jean Giraudoux
When a man or woman, young, or old, takes a place on the picket line for even a day or two, he will never be… — Cesar Chavez
The sun won't shine since you went away, seems like the rain's falling every day. There's just one heart, where there once was two; that's… — Christina Milian
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. — Ambrose Bierce
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it… — Mitch Hedberg
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. — Groucho Marx
"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then,"… — Charles Dickens
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M.F.K. Fisher
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no… — Sean Connery
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a… — Dean Martin
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into… — Lee Trevino
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant… — Lee Trevino
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket. — Lee Trevino
If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why… — Ken Green
In a generation or two, or maybe sooner, young golfers of true sporting instinct will wonder why all this handling of the ball is necessary.… — Robert Harris
I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap. — Alistair Cooke
More than anything else, though, to anyone who would write about it, golf offers a four-hour drama in two acts, which becomes memorable even in… — Alistair Cooke

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