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- I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. — Nicolas Cage
- Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states… — John Oliver
- Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. — Harry S. Truman
- So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a… — Cody Lundin
- A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose. — Larry McMurtry
- Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks… — Joey Barton
- The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers.… — Charles Bukowski
- Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out. — Charles Bukowski
- I live in a 9 million dollar turd. — Ozzy Osbourne
- The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right. — Bum Phillips
- But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's… — Bill Hicks
- Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker