Turd Quotes
21 quotes by 20 authors
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I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.
— Nicolas Cage
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you…
— John Oliver
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Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
— Harry S. Truman
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So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
— Cody Lundin
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A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.
— Larry McMurtry
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Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is…
— Joey Barton
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The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on…
— Charles Bukowski
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Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out.
— Charles Bukowski
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I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
— Ozzy Osbourne
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The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.
— Bum Phillips
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a…
— Bill Hicks
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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
— Trey Parker
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Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.
— Kahlil Gibran
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I got a new song for you: "Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah a giant turd, and you look like a turd, and you…
— Big Time Rush
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You can't change a turd into gold.
— The Ramones
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School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd!
— RJ Berger
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I'm done with the fact you may hate me, I'm done with how we used to be, I'm done with all that was said, I'm…
— Fallen
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There's a turd in the punch bowl is all I gotta say/Here you go Planet Earth get your cup and take a drink
— C-DASH
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To tell you the truth you are a giant whale turd... inside joke 5
— Candie
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People say the lord works in mysterious ways. As if it makes all the shitty things in life sweeter. Death is equally mysterious but there's…
— Georga Lass
Who Wrote These Turd Quotes
20 authors contributed a total of 21 Turd Quotes as follows: