Turd Quotes

21 Turd quotes by 20 unique authors

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. — Nicolas Cage
Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you… — John Oliver
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. — Harry S. Truman
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. — Cody Lundin
A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose. — Larry McMurtry
Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is… — Joey Barton
The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on… — Charles Bukowski
Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out. — Charles Bukowski
I live in a 9 million dollar turd. — Ozzy Osbourne
The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right. — Bum Phillips
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a… — Bill Hicks
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker
Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all. — Kahlil Gibran
I got a new song for you: "Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah a giant turd, and you look like a turd, and you… — Big Time Rush
You can't change a turd into gold. — The Ramones
School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd! — RJ Berger
I'm done with the fact you may hate me, I'm done with how we used to be, I'm done with all that was said, I'm… — Fallen
There's a turd in the punch bowl is all I gotta say/Here you go Planet Earth get your cup and take a drink — C-DASH
To tell you the truth you are a giant whale turd... inside joke 5 — Candie
People say the lord works in mysterious ways. As if it makes all the shitty things in life sweeter. Death is equally mysterious but there's… — Unknown Author
What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort? -Fat Amy — Pitch Perfect

Who Wrote These Turd Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 21 Turd Quotes as follows: