Tricks Quotes

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Think of all the really successful men and women you know. Do you know a single one who didn't learn very young the trick of… — Storm Jameson
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of… — Jack Handey
If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't… — Jack Handey
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but… — Jack Handey
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a… — Jack Handey
Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't… — Jack Handey
May the United Nations ever be vigilant and potent to defeat the swallowing up of any nation, at any time, by any means-by armies with… — Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.
There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an… — Mark Twain
In every life, no matter how full or empty ones purse, there is tragedy. It is the one promise life always fulfills. Thus, happiness is… — Charles Dickens
Avoiding fear and pain can cause them to grow stronger. The trick with fear is to go with it, to let it do it's work.… — John Earle
Know how to keep anticipation alive: always strive to feed it, by letting the much promise more, and the one achievement be the announcement only… — Baltasar Gracian
The trick is to never lose hope! — Tupac Shakur
The great trick with a woman is to get rid of her while she think's she's rid of you. — Soren Kierkegaard
You can never say all the tricks have been done. Someone always shows you something you didn't know. Every year you think, 'Gee, I didn't… — Unknown Author
The only way to improve a trick is to find a simpler and more direct way of doing it. — Paul LePaul
It is presentation which lifts the card trick from the level of the commonplace puzzle to the status of an unforgettable and inexplicable mystery. — Jean Hugard
Someone creates a trick, many people perfect it, but its final success in front of an audience depends on the person who presents it. — Unknown Author
"Do you like card tricks?" "No, I hate card tricks," I answered. "Well, I`ll just show you this one." He showed me three. — W. Somerset Maugham
Hookers do tricks, magicians make magic. — Unknown Author
A lot of unconfident kids do tricks because it's the quickest route to impressing people," he explains. "You can stand behind something amazing and people… — Derren Brown

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