Traffic Quotes

499 Traffic quotes by 405 unique authors

You know, if you're lucky enough to have two smash hit shows, the traffic of the world goes through your dressing room. — Carol Channing
Nobody uses his car in New York, because so many people use it that traffic is congested and unbearably slow. — George Mikes
Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't… — Bill Maher
Right now our blog on the presence of tape at EMC World is seeing twice as much traffic as all the other EMC World related… — George Arthur Crump
There is something about video marketing that helps it stay apart from the other online marketing tactics. When done correctly, all you need is one… — Carey Lowell
Drivers in a traffic jam, frustrated by each others presence, are not the most amiable of men. — David Riesman
If a lady comes up to you and tells you that your dear mama is lying in a faint on the pavement round the corner,… — Stevie Smith
A little weeping, a little wheedling, a little self-degradation, a little careful use of our advantages, and then some man will say .Come, be my… — Olive Schreiner
There is nothing worse for me than sitting in traffic. That's what killed me in L.A. — Joe Montana
That was never on my radar, traffic stopping. It was never important to me. — Kathy Ireland
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that.… — Andrew Dice Clay
If I see anything remotely like a telcom-run faster internet that you have to pay more to get preferential traffic on, I'm out folks. I've… — Drew Curtis
Blind Curve,' the book I'm working on now, sprang from a crazy incident that happened to me last year while on my book tour. I… — Andrew Gross
You're just like crosstown traffic, so hard to get through to you. — Jimi Hendrix
In the midnight of a soul's unsleeping, hear the waterfall of women weeping. Hear the distant noise of traffic stalling, hear the prostituted children calling. — Pete Townshend
The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones. — Dave Barry
What I enjoy doing more than anything is, I have my little antique car collection, and when the weather is pretty I like to get… — Alan Jackson
Grief is Newark. It's there. Can't avoid it. The idea is to hold your nose, hope the traffic's not too bad and get on to… — Eli Attie
To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate. — Dick Cavett
Adding highway lanes to deal with traffic congestion is like loosening your belt to cure obesity. — Lewis Mumford
When people see a negative thing about me on a magazine, they're gonna buy it. Every time some site writes something bad, all my followers… — Justin Bieber
I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the people to put… — Thomas Jordan Jarvis
You can go up in the air and everything is gone. You know, you don't think about baseball. You don't think about anything. It's just… — Cory Lidle
April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go. — Christopher Morley
I sometimes forget that life is fragile. The fact that I have more time to dream my dreams and take my ease is no reason… — Luci Swindoll

Who Wrote These Traffic Quotes

405 authors contributed a total of 499 Traffic Quotes, led by these top contributors: