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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot. — Terry Pratchett
You've always been a tourist here. You just didn't know it. — Khaled Hosseini
To be a tourist is to escape accountability. — Don DeLillo
If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists. — Laurell K. Hamilton
...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of… — Eoin Colfer
America is subsidizing what is left of the prestige and strength of the once mighty Britain. The sun has set forever on that monocled, pith-helmeted… — Malcolm X
I was on a walking tour of Oxford colleges once with a group of bored and unimpressable tourists. They yawned at Balliol's quad, T.E. Lawrence's… — Connie Willis
David Attenborough has said that Bali is the most beautiful place in the world, but he must have been there longer than we were, and… — Douglas Adams
I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — Nora Roberts
In a subway car, my skin would typically fall in the middle of the color spectrum. On street corners, tourists would ask me for directions.… — Mohsin Hamid
The saddest journey in the world is the one that follows a precise itinerary. Then you're not a traveler. You're a f@@king tourist. — Guillermo del Toro
Journeys up the Metaphoric River are hugely enjoyable and highly recommended. Since every genre is nourished by its heady waters, a paddle steamer can take… — Jasper Fforde
They were viewed very much like castles, I suppose: as crumbling, obsolete relics, with no real modern function other than as tourist attractions. But when… — Max Brooks
Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist. — Evelyn Waugh
Tourists went on holidays while travellers did something else. They travelled. — Alex Garland
Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin. — John Green
Anyone who needs more than one suitcase is a tourist, not a traveler — Ira Levin
and because what we learn in the dark remains all our lives, a noise like the sea, displacing the day's pale knowledge, you'll come to… — John Burnside
The human mind is a fearful instrument of adaptation, and in nothing is this more clearly shown than in its mysterious powers of resilience, self-protection,… — Thomas Wolfe
When is the last time you were a tourist?” she asked archly. He just looked at her. Charles, she had to agree, was not tourist… — Patricia Briggs
Move to a new country and you quickly see that visiting a place as a tourist, and actually moving there for good, are two very… — Tahir Shah
I had seen that look before, on the faces of tourists visiting the Texas Book Depository in Dallas where Lee Harvey Oswald took the shots… — David Wong
I had dreamed of something so different from what reality was now offering up, but that dream had been a blind man's vision. That dream… — Bret Easton Ellis
We’re all tourists, sort of. Life is tourism, sort of. As far as I’m concerned, the dinosaurs still hold the lease on this godforsaken rock. — Chuck Klosterman
Whereas the tourist generally hurries back home at the end of a few weeks or months, the traveler belonging no more to one place than… — Paul Bowles

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