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Jacob M. Appel has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
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Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness…
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Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
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Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.
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This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but…
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I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....
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Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
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Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.
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If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....
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I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause....
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A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim…
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Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.
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I once worked as a tour guide in the Costa del Sol of Spain.
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I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm…
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I was on a walking tour of Oxford colleges once with a group of bored and unimpressable tourists. They yawned at Balliol's…
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Librarians are tour-guides for all of knowledge.
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Obviously the whole Wayward thing hasn't been explained to you properly. You don't have any superpowers. You can't leap over tall buildings…
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