Toothbrush Quotes

49 Toothbrush quotes by 46 unique authors

Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything. — Lee Child
No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together.… — Darynda Jones
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. — Ellen DeGeneres
One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk'… — Helen Fielding
Every act of life, from the morning toothbrush to the friend at dinner, became an effort. I hated the night when I couldn't sleep and… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
If you use your smart toothbrush, the data can be immediately sent to your dentist and your insurance company, but it also allows someone from… — Evgeny Morozov
But, what did happen is I went to Woodstock as a member of the audience. I did not show up there with a road manager… — John Sebastian
The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a… — Rich Cohen
The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way Americans… — Rich Cohen
HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS: I clean the… — Asheya
That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.. — Green Monk
Any plans with another bitch my bitch will spoil it, next day she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet,throwin my clothes out the windows… — Biggie Smalls
I hope that they dont use the same toothbrush! — Unknown Author
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867
During my 15 years in the business, Ive received so many questions on a variety of topics from my favorite toothbrush to juggling family and… — Heidi Klum
I brush all the time. I have a toothbrush in my car. I have a toothbrush in my bedroom, bathroom, kitchen. I figure...you can't do… — Matthew McConaughey
I do know where my toothbrush collection is. It's in a blue, zippered vinyl pencil case with pictures of cats on the front in my… — Rachael Leigh Cook
I can only brush my teeth if I wet the toothbrush then put toothpaste and then wet it again RT if you do this too. — Unknown Author
Dad to Son: When I beat you, how do you control your anger? Son: I go to Toilet and clean the Toile. Dad: How does… — Unknown Author
Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragms Naughty girls pack their dildos — Nikhil Saluja
EMMA : when I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? ZHAT : I clean the toilet! EMMA… — Zhat*
Bitches be deep throatin dick but chokin on a toothbrush. — Kingsley
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Toothbrush Quotes

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