Tonight Quotes

1510 Tonight quotes by 955 unique authors

My soul mate lies in my bed at night,the loyalty and respect is so perfect that my head and heart have no reason to fight.… — Julie Hernandez
If there's a hell I'll meet you there, and if there's a heaven they're serving beer, and if you're an angel then I must be… — Unknown Author
I look at my clarinet sometimes and I think, I wonder what's going to come out of there tonight? You never know. — Acker Bilk
I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. — Bert Kalmar
I wondered vaguely if this was when it would end, whether I would pull up tonight's darkness like a quilt and be dead and at… — William Manchester
It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If… — Howie Mandel
The great thing about this town hall format is that it allows us to hear what's on the minds of Americans. Tonight, it was clear… — Janet Napolitano
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon
We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for… — Darius Rucker
There's always something about the Tonight Show that makes me a little bit anxious, nervous, excited. But it's good. It's good. It's been real good… — Jon Secada
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought… — Joe Rogan
I'm not going to make any excuses. I just went out and stunk it up tonight. — David Wells
It is the eve of St. George's Day. Do you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the… — Bram Stoker
I said to myself I've got to go up there and do it because the New York Mets keep winning every day. The game was… — Sammy Sosa
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. — Garry Shandling
I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate I don't know how it all works. But since I'm on Prodigy tonight, I'm learning a lot… — Bobby Sherman
And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four. — Jerry Coleman
Then I heard this young veteran on TV speaking about the war. It was John Kerry. He put everything I was feeling into words. Tonight,… — Max Cleland
Tonight I'ma let you be the captain. — Rihanna
Nothing ever changing so tonight is like tomorrow night. — Drake
I wanna do it all tonight I got plans, I have a certain lust for life and as it stands. — Drake
Thank you. Thank you for coming out tonight. Ladies and Gentlement, I am the president of dirty money records. — Nicki Minaj
I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel… — Mitch Hedberg
Nothing ever changes so tonight is like tomorrow night. — Drake
20 bitches on my dick tonight, I lied... 100 bitches on my dick!!!! Ahhh fuckkk — Lil B

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