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154 Tombstone quotes by 137 unique authors

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. — Eartha Kitt
I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone. — Keanu Reeves
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your… — Charles Spurgeon
Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in… — Billy Sunday
I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'. — Ted Turner
The chances that your tombstone will read 'Killed by Asteroid' are about the same as they'd be for 'Killed in Airplane Crash.' — Neil deGrasse Tyson
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.' — Andy Warhol
I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't… — Andy Warhol
On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.' — Earl Weaver
On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'' — Orson Welles
Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every eulogy… — Regina Brett
Your next SMS will probably be around longer, and remain more legible, than your tombstone. For, unlike your tombstone or even your mortal coil, your… — Douglas Rushkoff
The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils. And… — James K. Morrow
On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME. — Hunter S. Thompson
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. — Dorothy Parker
I felt like a racehorse in a world without racetracks or a champion college footballer suddenly confronted by Wall Street and a business suit, his… — Sylvia Plath
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick. — Erma Bombeck
Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride/ You will not die, its not poison -Tombstone Blues — Bob Dylan
We think of mortality so little these days... I thought of the stern Victorian determination to keep death in mind, the uncompromising tombstones. Remember, pilgrim,… — Tana French
But I am greedy for life. I do too much of everything all the time. Suddenly one day my heart will fail. The Iron Crab… — Ian Fleming
Another thing I don't want on my tombstone," Shane said. You have others?" Claire asked. He held up one finger. "I thought it wasn't loaded,"… — Rachel Caine
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore. — Edgar Allan Poe
I was vanquished by a deer!' A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a… — Brandon Mull
Cast a cold eye on life, on death Horseman pass by — William Butler Yeats
They didn't understand what they were doing. I'm afraid that will be on the tombstone of the human race. — Michael Crichton

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