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- When Brian told me he grew up in New Mexico, I told him I thought it is cool that people from other… — Terry Bradshaw
- Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet… — Rita Mae Brown
- Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't… — Tim Allen
- Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. — Woody Allen
- I told him I wasn't tired. He told me, no, but the outfielders sure are. — Jim Kern
- Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. — Ken Venturi
- My brother and I had a real love-hate relationship with my success. There was some bitterness there that I didn't understand until… — Jimmy Chamberlin
- My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress. — Ronald Reagan
- On Sergei Fedorov's breaking three sticks on Dallas players: I don't know if Anna (Kournikova) told him to get tougher or what. — Mike Modano
- My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and… — Jack Handey
- Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced… — Bill Cosby
- I told him that for a modern scientist, practicing experimental research, the least that could be said, is that we do not… — Albert Claude