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- Carter pulled out several lengths of brown twine, a small ebony cat statue, and a thick roll of paper. No, not paper. Papyrus. I remember…
- There’s nothing here,” Carter said. “What do you want?” I asked. “We’ve got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue.
- Could I just use the loo?” I asked the nice officer. “No.” She closed the door in my face, As if I might rig an…
- A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind of shape next…
- Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um... those are the toilets.
- Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.
- Percy: I’ll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying…
- I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...
More Toilets Quotes
- The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker
- I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. — Sandra Bullock
- Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock
- And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every… — Octavia Butler
- You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
- I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the… — Willie Aames
- When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston
- Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten… — Erma Bombeck
- When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.… — Louis C. K.
- Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the… — Alexander Ovechkin
- I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. — David Feherty
- People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a… — Louis C. K.