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- When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston
- Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal
- Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not… — P.J. O'Rourke
- Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet… — Joey Bishop
- I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was… — Michel Gondry
- The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out. — Neal Schon
- I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank
- I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to… — Joan Rivers
- Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves.… — Terrence Howard
- When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a good typewriter.… — Sam Shepard
- I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now,… — Sheryl Crow
- I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow