Best Toilet Words
407 Toilet quotes by 303 unique authors
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Mothers born on relief have their babies on relief. Nothingness, truly, seems to be the condition of these New York people. They are nomads going…
— Elizabeth Hardwick
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I…
— Aaron Eckhart
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I quite enjoy fame, especially when you go to conventions in America where they treat you like a god with stretch limos and the whole…
— Sylvester McCoy
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There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.
— Patrick Süskind
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
— Jessica Hahn
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I have been photographing our toilet, that glossy enameled receptacle of extraordinary beauty. Here was every sensuous curve of the human figure divine but minus…
— Edward Weston
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Beauty is that little something that fills the whole world, and is contained neither in a single straight nose, a long eyelash, nor a blue…
— William Morris Hunt
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I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house…
— Lou Ferrigno
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There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there…
— Ade Edmondson
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I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my…
— Bob Dylan
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
— Joel Madden
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She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.
— The Notorious B.I.G.
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When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket…
— Ja Rule
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Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.…
— Alfred the Great
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Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but…
— Winona LaDuke
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Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet.
— Theophile Gautier
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Oils of cinnamon and eucalyptus are as powerful against some microorganisms as conventional antibiotics, and are especially effective against flus. Sandalwood oil from Mysore, India,…
— Robert Tisserand
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I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.
— Ewan McGregor
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.
— Charlie Day
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You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
— Art Donovan
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One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always…
— Kelly Williams Brown
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I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
— Megan Fox
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
— Tommy Cooper
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I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not,…
— Sloane Crosley
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In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space…
— Les Dawson
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