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407 Toilet quotes by 303 unique authors

Mothers born on relief have their babies on relief. Nothingness, truly, seems to be the condition of these New York people. They are nomads going… — Elizabeth Hardwick
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I… — Aaron Eckhart
I quite enjoy fame, especially when you go to conventions in America where they treat you like a god with stretch limos and the whole… — Sylvester McCoy
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet. — Patrick SÃ¼skind
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn
I have been photographing our toilet, that glossy enameled receptacle of extraordinary beauty. Here was every sensuous curve of the human figure divine but minus… — Edward Weston
Beauty is that little something that fills the whole world, and is contained neither in a single straight nose, a long eyelash, nor a blue… — William Morris Hunt
I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house… — Lou Ferrigno
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there… — Ade Edmondson
I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my… — Bob Dylan
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. — Joel Madden
She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet. — The Notorious B.I.G.
When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket… — Ja Rule
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but… — Winona LaDuke
Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet. — Theophile Gautier
Oils of cinnamon and eucalyptus are as powerful against some microorganisms as conventional antibiotics, and are especially effective against flus. Sandalwood oil from Mysore, India,… — Robert Tisserand
I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland. — Ewan McGregor
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet. — Charlie Day
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always… — Kelly Williams Brown
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. — Megan Fox
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! — Tommy Cooper
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not,… — Sloane Crosley
In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space… — Les Dawson

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