Tip Quotes

384 quotes by 335 authors

TIP...(Ladies)...treat ya man gud b4 a gud woman does — IG:catone_2_funny
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm gon' ride, I'm gon' ride, I'm gon' ride, I'm, I'm gon' ride. On you baby, on you lady.. all night, all, all night. I'm… — Somo
I want to tell you, but there's so many words to say I want to tell you, but the words get in my way It's… — Rachel
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life.. Tip toe if your must, But take the… — Kivanc Bhukhari
Smaller thing is hurt more in life than bigger one. You can sit on top of the mountain but you can't sit on the tip… — Aldyna Threesya
Tip for later: there is no need to wish for something knowing exactly that nothing you will find. — Simp Dumi
I can't fight off this feeling that was once so real for me. But it was only a dream. I could swair his touch his… — Jade
TIP: To stay happy online, always eat something before you log-in. — Easytee
People can have their opinions about everything in the world, but people's opinions end where the tip of my nose begins. Your opinions of others… — Angel Marie
Tip of getting sleep in a short time:- have you school exercise book and try to read what you been taught in class! — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Ite ! Some Of yall do 2 much ! Why do some of yall ask people to Prove 2 yall that they don't have a… — Any
You ever noticed when that girl walks into any room she become the center of attention. Unlike the others whom look at her chest or… — MrCountry
I wish I were a big-mouthed cockroach, so that I could lick all the sugar off your sweet kisses before gently and softly biting the… — Jean-Paul Malfatti
I climb out of bed and tip toe to my door. I open and all the lights are off and the house is dead silent.… — Jade
Let me give a tip. You can't be right with God if you are not right with others. — Vikrant Parsai
Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah Take off those heels, lay on my bed Whisper dirty secrets while I'm pulling on your hair Poison in our… — Somo
A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat. — Mulan
Breaking down some stress, rolling up some regrets, add a light to the tip, let me enjoy this shit. — Raghib Clitso
Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be be grateful that he doesn't pee.… — Unkown

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