Timer Quotes

42 quotes by 38 authors

• I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater. — Nikhil Saluja
• Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember… — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Timer Quotes

38 authors contributed a total of 42 Timer Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Timer Quotes by Ritu Ghatourey
• 2 Timer Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 2 Timer Quotes by Delia Smith
• 2 Timer Quotes by Tom Waits
• 1 Timer Quote by Conan O'Brien
• 1 Timer Quote by Jessica Savitch
• 1 Timer Quote by Douglas Adams
• 1 Timer Quote by Haruki Murakami
• 1 Timer Quote by Meg Cabot
• 1 Timer Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
• 1 Timer Quote by Dean Devlin
• 1 Timer Quote by Franklin P Jones
• 1 Timer Quote by Innah Delos Angeles
• 1 Timer Quote by 3 Doors Down
• 1 Timer Quote by Carol Siskind
• 1 Timer Quote by John Kramer
• 1 Timer Quote by Bob Uecker
• 1 Timer Quote by Bobby Fischer
• 1 Timer Quote by Chazz Palminteri
• 1 Timer Quote by Larry McMurtry
• 1 Timer Quote by Emily Mann
• 1 Timer Quote by Bob Monkhouse
• 1 Timer Quote by Mary Douglas
• 1 Timer Quote by Peter Lynch
• 1 Timer Quote by Randy Savage