Timer Quotes

42 quotes by 38 authors

All marriages have a time limit if you enter them for the wrong reasons. Marriage doesn't get easier...it only gets harder. If you marry someone… — Colleen Hoover
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the… — Phyllis Diller
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer. — Conan O'Brien
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? — Jessica Savitch
As a kid, I did want to be an old-timer, since they were the ones with the big stories and the cool clothes. I wanted… — Tom Waits
Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch. — Douglas Adams
it occurred to me what a simple thing reality is, how easy it is to make it work. It's just reality. Just housework. Just a… — Haruki Murakami
We are all old-timers, each of us holds a locked razor. — Robert Lowell
Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not… — Meg Cabot
I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angelâ€™s face came to his first fight club,… — Chuck Palahniuk
Will was making a speech, something about having been young and careless once, the sort of thing old-timers said when they issued a deathblow, as… — Libba Bray
It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star game and an old-timer's game. — Vin Scully
Television is like speed chess, as you have no time and no money. It is like trying to play Grandmaster chess with a 20 minute… — Dean Devlin
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. — Franklin P Jones
Too much is bad...like LOVE if it is too much...it's entertaining, it's crazy. So.. Government warning: Two timer is dangerous to your HEART! — Innah Delos Angeles
I'm 31. I'm the old timer, the rest of the guys are 22. — 3 Doors Down
I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. — Carol Siskind
When the timer expires the door in front of you will be locked forever. — John Kramer
Being two timer doesn't make you handsome or famous it makes you a light-headed idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey
I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case. — Ritu Ghatourey

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