Tickets Quotes
413 Tickets quotes by 368 unique authors
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Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore officially introduced his history-making running mate today, Senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut....In their first joint appearance they gave a preview…
— Dan Rather
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I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.
— Jimmy Carr
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The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as…
— Brad Sherwood
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I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude,…
— Jack Black
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I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets…
— D L Hughley
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People thought me a bit strange at first; a blond haired, blue-eyed Norwegian who sang Mexican folk songs, but I used it to my advantage…
— David Soul
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When we'd suggested doing it, the Theatre Royal management had said, 'Nobody wants to see Waiting for Godot.' As it happened, every single ticket was…
— Ian Mckellen
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I know a lot of people who are 12 and doing things they shouldnt be doing. Whether youre an actress or a singer, its always…
— Serena Williams
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If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get…
— Roger Ebert
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You want to know who owns America? A few at the top. And they've got one thing on their mind. No change. Look at Obama,…
— Unknown Author
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They went down the list of every known charge conceivable to man - rackeering, skimming, kickback, ticket scalping. fixing fights, preordaining fights, vitaiting officials, corrupting…
— Don King
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After all, the world is not a stage-not to me: nor a theatre: nor a show-house of any sort. And art, especially novels, are not…
— D. H. Lawrence
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Country fans need to support country music by buying albums and concert tickets for traditional artists or the music will just fade away. And that…
— George Jones
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It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA, screwed-up model. It should actually be the person who's looking at the ticket and talking to the…
— John Mica
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I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then…
— Moe Howard
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I'm saying there is no way that I will do this, because it's really not me. I know my strengths, and governor Romney needs to…
— Condoleezza Rice
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Ever been to Disneyland? That was definitely an E ticket!
— Sally Ride
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Winning a competition in architecture is a ticket to oblivion. It's just an idea. Ninety-nine per cent never get built
— Daniel Libeskind
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Sometimes I feel like . . . the world is a place I bought a ticket to. It’s a big show for me, as if…
— Garry Winogrand
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To watch an American on a beach or crowding into a subway, or buying a theater ticket, or sitting at home with his radio on,…
— Alistair Cooke
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