Three Quotes
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
— Bill Bailey
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
— Bill Bailey
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I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.
— Mads Mikkelsen
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I certainly believe that being in contact with ones spirit and nurturing ones spirit is as important as nurturing ones body and mind. We are…
— Laurence Fishburne
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One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I cant tell you which fingers.
— Joe Jonas
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There are always two or three or four sides to every story.
— Denise Richards
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I have been sent three or four scripts for television series, but there wasn't anything I really wanted to do. I want to tell a…
— Jorge Garcia
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I have an obsessive character. I manicure my nails at three in the morning because nobody else can do it the right way. Maybe that's…
— Scarlett Johansson
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With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it…
— Jamie Lee Curtis
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I've done Graham Norton's show three times now. He tackles taboos and subject matter that wouldn't make it past the censors in the States
— Kyle MacLachlan
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I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people…
— Mindy Kaling
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I have three sisters, that's it for the family.
— Selma Blair
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And when I'm not working, my agent books three auditions a day...I'd rather go to the set and work.
— Noureen DeWulf
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My mom raised us three boys by herself on welfare. It's not worse than anybody else's life.
— Jeffrey Donovan
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I don't like to give the sob story: growing up in a single-parent home, never knew my father, my mother never worked, and when friends…
— Eminem
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role I think I succeed in…
— Eminem
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Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.
— Frank Sinatra
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This has been far more than three men on a mission to the Moon; more still than the efforts of a government and industry team;…
— Buzz Aldrin
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I usually run three or four times a week now. Pretty boring, but it's so worth is. It's done wonders for my mood
— Natalie Portman
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Reducing your life down to three pairs of jeans, two skirts, a couple of shirts, and a few pairs of shoes was so nice for…
— Emma Watson
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