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- When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
- The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an… — Maya Angelou
- Sometimes a thong completely betrays you. — Channing Tatum
- Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong, — John Hiatt
- Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while… — Joel Madden
- It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Puff Daddy
- I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes… — Hank Azaria
- No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. — Patricia Briggs
- I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it… — Tyler Perry
- A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs… — Jill Shalvis
- At this camp I had the unique experience of showing all these seasoned Westerners that it was possible to make a fire… — Ernest Thompson Seton
- A woman's thong is like a baby hammock for vaginas. — Nikhil Saluja