Thong Quotes

29 quotes by 28 authors

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and… — Maya Angelou
Sometimes a thong completely betrays you. — Channing Tatum
Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong, — John Hiatt
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught… — Joel Madden
It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Puff Daddy
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man… — Hank Azaria
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. — Patricia Briggs
I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since. — Tyler Perry
A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit… — Jill Shalvis
At this camp I had the unique experience of showing all these seasoned Westerners that it was possible to make a fire by the friction… — Ernest Thompson Seton
A woman's thong is like a baby hammock for vaginas. — Nikhil Saluja
I'll fucking thong yah mate!! ^.^ best movie hahah true aussie bogans HousosVsAuthority SunnyVale4LifeMate COME AROUND HERE SHAKING YOUR FUCKING ANOREXIC ASS MAKIN' MY MAN… — Tamika-leeigh
I don't know if it was the days off or whatever, but we just weren't in rhythm. You can probably blame it on the thong… — Kobe Bryant
Sisqo made that song when he seen me in a THONG! TH-THONG! THONG! THONG! — Trina
It's getting late lil mama we been in the club too long. Let me take you out to my home, tell me what a nigga… — Twista
Come on you beezy lets do some grown shit. Put on a tight thong too small that don't fit. When I'm on the thizz I'm… — Mac Dre
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats. Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make bombs. — Blink 182
My thong showing but its cool my shoes go wit it. Now all I need is a room wit a pole in it. See I… — Remy Ma
When we met at the spot it was hot, like this song saw the thong, it was on. — Shwayze

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