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Billy Gardell has 20 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike…
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Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!
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I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.
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I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times…
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I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.
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I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once.…
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Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the…
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And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates your act.…
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As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm…
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Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some weight. Maybe,…
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I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a…
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I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're…
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