"I chewed up a lot of Florida highway……" — Billy Gardell
"I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight."
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20 Quotes by Billy Gardell
Billy Gardell has 20 quotes on this site.
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Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I…
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Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!
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I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.
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I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.
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I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's…
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Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have…
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And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates…
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As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do…
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Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some…
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I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I…
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I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because…
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I like those older theaters - the acoustics are perfect, I mean, you just have that feel of there's been…
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More Chewed Quotes
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one of 55 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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People think your success is just a matter of having a pretty face. But it's easy to be chewed up…
— Kate Moss
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The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and I chewed as fast…
— Paul Hogan
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It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece…
— Kathy Lette
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Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
— George D. Prentice
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Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.
— Desiderius Erasmus
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This boulder seemed like a curious volume, regularly paged, with a few extracts from older works. Bacon tells us that…
— Archibald Geikie
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In show business, you get chewed up and spit out.
— John Aniston
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They will grow, deliver, and cook your food for you and (just like your mother) beg you to eat it.…
— Wendell Berry
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For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have…
— Thomas Hobbes
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A disciple once complained, "You tell us stories, but you never reveal their meaning to us." The master replied, "How…
— Thomas a Kempis
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So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this…
— Mark Leyner
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When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the…
— Hal Turner
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