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Think Quotes by Will Rogers
- A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine…
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
- I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of…
- They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others…
- Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay a land tax…
- If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires,…
- I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we…
- Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
- The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
- I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said, and I used…
- Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
- Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them…
- The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you to give those…
- Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker Game, why is…
- Say, this new home building idea of President Hoover's sounds good. They are working out a lot of beneficial things. The only thing is it…
- I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking…
- When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a voter, just like…
- We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we…
- If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
- America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
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