Thing Vampire Quotes

2 Thing Vampire quotes by 2 unique authors

• One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake. — Jack Handey
• One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes. — Jack Handy

Who Wrote These Thing Vampire Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Thing Vampire Quotes as follows:

• 1 Thing Vampire Quote by Jack Handy
• 1 Thing Vampire Quote by Jack Handey