Best They Smell Quotes

38 They Smell quotes by 38 unique authors

I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience. — Joe Dunthorne
People say that you always have to tell the truth. But they do not mean this because you are not allowed to tell old people… — Mark Haddon
I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut), but they smell… — Jaclyn Moriarty
In spring they lie flat at the first warmth, they ruin my summer and in autumn they smell of women. — Hugo Claus
I read real books. On paper. You know, those printed books? I feel like this is the last thing I do to support my industry.… — Gary Shteyngart
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you… — Dan Castellaneta
Twinkle twinkle little bitch close your legs they smell like fish name the guys u didn't fuck never mind u did them all twinkle twinkle… — Jessi
Ive always need to the time on my own Ive never thought Id need u when I cried and the days feels like u when… — Avril Lavigne
Thousands stand and chant. Around them in the world, people ride escalators going up and sneak secret glances at the faces coming down. People dangle… — Don Delillo
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close them legs, they smell like fish. — Racheey Babbeess
My first copies of Treasure Island and Huckleberry Finn still have some blue-spruce needles scattered in the pages. They smell of Christmas still. — Charlton Heston
Cow and horse dung, as muckgoes, are relatively agreeable. You can even become nostalgic about them. They smell of fermented grain, and on the far… — John Berger
Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?! — Shane Dawson

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