The Daily Show Quotes

10 The Daily Show quotes by 3 unique authors

Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. It's about being with a person who makes you happy in a way… — John Spence
What one thing u have learned? — Unknown Author
Who do u wish u could hug often?? — Unknown Author
What do u think?? — Unknown Author
We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat. — Jon Stewart
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can… — Jon Stewart
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it.… — Jon Stewart
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we… — Jon Stewart
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make… — Jon Stewart
I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what… — Jon Stewart

Who Wrote These The Daily Show Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 10 The Daily Show Quotes as follows: