Best Thanksgiving Quotations

564 Thanksgiving quotes by 404 unique authors

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing — George Carlin
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,… — Jack Handey
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching… — Stephen Colbert
I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. — Howie Mandel
My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch. — Katharine McPhee
You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you… — Shirley MacLaine
The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and blanch.… — Ted Allen
Its better to pace yourself throughout a big day like Thanksgiving by having something healthful for breakfast and something light for lunch. — Marilu Henner
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! — Redd Foxx
North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at… — Bill Maher
I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend… — Joseph B. Wirthlin
Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every… — Unknown Author
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. — Unknown Author
I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to… — Lily Aldridge
Still. Smokers out there, you know what I'm talking about. That moment, after you've had a huge meal, say at Thanksgiving, when you step outside… — Jim Leyland
Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving… — Evan Davis
The craft Emmys are kind of the kids table at Thanksgiving. You're not really invited to the big dance. It's still really, really exciting, and… — Hank Azaria
For one who has made thanksgiving the habit of his life, the morning prayer will be, 'Lord, what will you give me today to offer… — Elisabeth Elliot
As a kid, I was always mad - just noticing the women at Thanksgiving, running around the kitchen, while the men were watching football. For… — Beth Ditto
Since I was 15 years old I've never been able to spend Christmas, Halloween or Thanksgiving (with friends and family). This was the first time… — Brendan Shanahan
Let's choose today to quench our thirst for the 'good life' we thinks others lead by acknowledging the good that already exists in our lives.… — Sarah Ban Breathnach
The height of devotion is reached when reverence and contemplation produce passionate worship, which in turn breaks forth in thanksgiving and praise in word and… — R. Kent Hughes
All revival begins, and continues, in the prayer meeting. Some have also called prayer the "great fruit of revival." In times of revival, thousands may… — Henry Blackaby
Authentic gratitude is a way of life. When you wake up in the morning let your first thought be one of thanksgiving that you have… — Michael Beckwith

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