Texas Quotes

613 Texas quotes by 422 unique authors

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults. — Molly Ivins
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you… — Molly Ivins
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. — Molly Ivins
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. — Molly Ivins
Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium… — Molly Ivins
President Bush should be indicted and should be driven out of office. He should be sent back home in Texas. — Bianca Jagger
When I moved to New York, I fell head over heels back into country music and probably 'cause I missed something about Texas. — Norah Jones
As a child of West Texas, I identify with Hispanic culture every bit as much as I do North American culture. — Tommy Lee Jones
Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always… — Janis Joplin
I got treated very badly in Texas. They don't treat beatniks too good in Texas. Port Arthur people thought I was a beatnik, though they'd… — Janis Joplin
There was no imminent threat. This was made up in Texas, announced in January to the Republican leadership that war was going to take place… — Edward Kennedy
During my 40-year coaching career at West Point, Indiana and Texas Tech, my teams reached the Final Four on five occasions, winning the national championship… — Bobby Knight
There's a form of selling out. It's necessary. You have to become edible for people in Texas. You have to become edible for the Christian… — Shia LaBeouf
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. — Fran Lebowitz
I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas. — Sheila Jackson Lee
Southern political personalities, like sweet corn, travel badly. They lose flavor with every hundred yards away from the patch. By the time they reach New… — A J Liebling
The attacks of September 11 - and subsequent acts of terror from London to Madrid to Fort Hood, Texas - embody the most repulsive of… — Jon Meacham
There was this mountain village in Russia where my music was getting in on some German radio station. I remember this because music used to… — Joni Mitchell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. — Willie Nelson
President Bush's emergency declaration for the State of Texas is great news for the people and communities that have experienced the devastating wildfires firsthand. Already,… — Randy Neugebauer
While I filmed the 'Walker, Texas Ranger' series for eight and a half years, I had never had much time to read, except for screenplays… — Chuck Norris
Our work is before us. It cannot be passed to future legislatures and must not be passed to future generations. May we boldly seize the… — Rick Perry
According to a study by Achieve Incorporated, Texas is the first state to make a college-prep curriculum the standard coursework in high school, starting with… — Rick Perry
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing' — Ross Perot

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