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- Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have… — Joe Biden
- Overcoming my dad telling me that I could never amount to anything is what has made me the megalomaniac that you see… — Bono
- I can't imagine people telling me what to do - I just can't imagine it. — Jane Campion
- As a father, I always want my son to be perfect. When he was young, I tried to train him in martial… — Jackie Chan
- There's no such thing as second class citizenship. That's like telling me you can be a little bit pregnant. — H. Rap Brown
- I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in… — Adam Carolla
- People see Archie Bunker everywhere. Particularly girls; poor girls, rich girls, all kinds of girls are always coming up to me and… — Carroll O'Connor
- They keep telling me don't save you. If I ignore all that advice and something isn't right then who will I complain… — Drake
- My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me… — Wendy Liebman
- Everybody keeps telling me how surprised they are with what I've done. But I'm telling you honestly that it doesn't surprise me.… — Patrick Ewing
- Yeah, I'm excited about it, my teammates are telling me to look at the basket, so that's what I'm trying to do. — Jason Kidd
- I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me… — Emo Philips