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Tell You Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- One minute I'm just another rabbit and happy about it, next minute *whazaam*, I'm thinking. That's a major drawback if you're looking for happiness as…
- He never pays attention, he always knows the answer, and he can never tell you how he knows. We can't keep thrashing him. He is…
- Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough, to tell you the truth.
- The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has…
- No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?" "What?" "Oh,…
- What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,'…
- God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His…
- You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible.…
- Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda…
- I tell you, commander, it's true that some of the most terrible things in the world are done by people who think, genuinely think, that…
- Ordinary fortune-tellers tell you what you want to happen; witches tell you what’s going to happen whether you want it to or not. Strangely enough,…
More Tell You Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- I hate to tell you this, but you will never actually go to a galaxy far, far away and encounter Darth Vader.… — Margaret Atwood
- Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are. — Alfred Austin
- I mean, MTV or the mainstream media can tell you one thing, but when there are 40,000 people in front of you,… — Sebastian Bach
- Let me tell you what the Tea Party stands for. It stands for the fact that we are taxed enough already. — Michele Bachmann
- Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine. — Honore de Balzac
- They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were to be… — Afrika Bambaataa
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
- I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team… — Charles Barkley
- I tell you the solemn truth, that the doctrine of the Trinity is not so difficult to accept for a working proposition… — Henry Adams
- Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have,… — Roseanne Barr