Technology Quotes
- Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz
- To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to… — Dave Barry
- Electronic communication is an instantaneous and illusory contact that creates a sense of intimacy without the emotional investment that leads to close friendships. — Clifford Stoll
- Only small minds are impressed by large numbers. — Arthur C. Clarke
- Philosophy began when man ate the produce of the earth and suffered indigestion. — Khalil Gibran
- Experiments are mediators between nature and idea. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- The arts are the salt of the earth; as salt relates to food, the arts relate to technology. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- Microscopes and telescopes really confuse our minds. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- My belief is that science is to wreck us, and that we are like monkeys monkeying with a loaded shell; we don't in the least… — Henry Adams
- [Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form. — Evan Esar
- [Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics. — Evan Esar
- Einstein's space is no closer to reality than Van Gogh's sky. — Arthur Koestler
- One good thing about my computer: it never asks why. — Ashleigh Brilliant
- Sociology is the science with the greatest number of methods and the least results. — Henri Poincare
- A mathematical formula should never be "owned" by anybody! Mathematics belong to God. — Donald Knuth
- Technology is that which separates us from our environment. — Marshall McLuhan
- [...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered… — George Bernard Shaw
- The best way of increasing the [average] intelligence of scientists would be to reduce their number. — Alexis Carrel
- Philosophy fulfills the need to create for ourselves a single and complete concept of the world and of life. — Miguel de Unamuno
- The days of the digitals are numbered. The metaphor is built into them like a self-destruct mechanism. — Tom Stoppard
- These terrible sociologists, who are the astrologers and alchemists of our twentieth century. — Miguel de Unamuno
- A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea. — Evan Esar
- The most fundamental question we can ever ask ourselves is whether or not the universe we live in is friendly or hostile. — Albert Einstein
- The thing that cannot be defined is the first thing; the primary fact. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- The physicists say that I am a mathematician, and the mathematicians say that I am a physicist. I am a completely isolated man and though… — Albert Einstein