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• She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
• What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop.…
• You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
• Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
• I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
• I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
• I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell…
• If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
• If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
• Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
• True Yankees are born, not made.
• Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

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