Tea Quotes

994 Tea quotes by 709 unique authors

Freedom is not a tea party, India. Freedom is a war. — Salman Rushdie
Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And… — Jasper Fforde
When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes water I makes water. — James Joyce
Daughter of Eve from the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe, how would it be… — C.S. Lewis
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Daniel Handler
Who would then deny that when I am sipping tea in my tearoom I am swallowing the whole universe with it and that this very… — Daisetz Teitaro Suzuki
That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like drinking relaxing tea.… — Miranda July
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! — Emilie Autumn
It's still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like… — Neil Gaiman
Well, that’s just a little hard, since I can’t even talk her into sparing your life, huh? You haven’t exactly endeared yourself to her. (Kat)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
No. He’s the personification of human fear. (Leta) Oh, goody. Just what I wanted to add to my dream. Should we invite him over for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either. — Michael Buckley
So inscrutable is the arrangement of causes and consequences in this world, that a two-penny duty on tea, unjustly imposed in a sequestered part of… — Thomas Jefferson
Madame Lefoux accepted a cup of tea and sat on another little settee, next to the relocated calico cat. The cat clearly believed Madame Lefoux… — Gail Carriger
I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland… — Rick Riordan
This is what I miss, Cordelia: not something that’s gone, but something that will never happen. Two old women giggling over their tea. — Margaret Atwood
Hey, thanks for stopping by," Howard said. "I'd offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we… — Michael Grant
Do you have any coffee? (Talon) Ew! No, that stuff will kill you. I have herbal teas, though. (Sunshine) Herbal teas? That’s mulch, not a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
She was forever tilted sideways by the notion that pain was inevitable, chance was cruel, and all human ingenuity should go towards the making of… — Colum McCann
We tried so hard. We were always trying to help each other. But not because we were helpless. He needed to get things for me,… — Jonathan Safran Foer
The scattered tea goes with the leaves and every day a sunset dies. — William Faulkner
Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and arranged some iced biscuits on… — Neil Gaiman
America is subsidizing what is left of the prestige and strength of the once mighty Britain. The sun has set forever on that monocled, pith-helmeted… — Malcolm X
You're a painter. You're a baker. You like to sleep with the windows open. You never take sugar in your tea. And you always double-knot… — Suzanne Collins
Love isn't a burst o' trumpets and a flock o' doves descendin' out o' the heavens to roost on yer heads. Tis sharin' a cup… — Teresa Medeiros

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