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183 Taxi quotes by 168 unique authors

I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof… — Daniel Handler
Smiley was soaked to the skin and God as a punishment had removed all taxis from the face of London. — John le Carre
I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in the rearview mirror. “Been a long time since you… — Rick Riordan
If only men were like New York taxi-cabs and had a light that they can switch on when they're interested and off when they're not… — Alexandra Potter
If you write, fix pipes, grade papers, lay bricks or drive a taxi - do it with a sense of pride. And do it the… — Rod Serling
Gene told me the next day that I got it wrong. But he was not in a taxi, after an evening of total sensory overload,… — Graeme Simsion
Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe - you can't take a taxi. — Alan Alda
My father worked in the Post Office. A lot of double shifts. All his friends were in the same situation - truck drivers, taxi cab… — Gary David Goldberg
That was my pride and joy - that I made it through all those years of minor hockey without losing any of my teeth; then,… — Tom Glavine
I think I would rather be a prime minister than a taxi driver. — Jens Stoltenberg
I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a taxi while standing… — Dan Jenkins
Some of the best navigators in the world are London taxi cab drivers. They have to learn 25,000 streets and how to get from one… — John O'Keefe
I love getting back to Wivenhoe. I get out of my wig, bustle and costume in three minutes flat at the end of the play… — Joan Hickson
I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage. — Alan Brien
Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it… — Regis Philbin
So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi driver says, don't worry we'll lose him at the next… — Tommy Cooper
I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe… — Morgan Freeman
There are so many things you can do with your life, you can go to school and study toward your career, you can become a… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still — The Forgotten
I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen. — Douglas Wood
New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you. — Dave Barry
Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut… — Dwight Schrute
TAXI SONO QUI, SONO QUI, SONO QUI! — Pauly D
Los Angeles sucks for going out, Everything here is a 'lounge'. Everyone just sits around at a table, drinking a cocktail, looking at each other.… — Channing Tatum
A father is more than a sperm donor ! He's the provider, the taxi,and the cook. — IVEN GARLAND

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