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2032 Taxes quotes by 1106 unique authors
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Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do…
— Amy Poehler
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We will have bigger bureaucracies, bigger labor unions, and bigger state-run corporations. It will be harder to be an entrepreneur because of punitive taxes and…
— Arthur C. Brooks
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As for cages themselves, an ordinary citizen who kept dogs in similar conditions for their entire lives would risk prosecution for cruelty. A pig producer…
— Peter Singer
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To the extent that we've got a fiscal crisis right now, part of it is prompted by a bullheaded insistence on the part of the…
— Barack Obama
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Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.
— John Fugelsang
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Government ... can't be trusted to control its own bureaucrats or collect taxes equitably or fill a pothole, much less decide which of its citizens…
— Helen Prejean
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Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.
— Brendon Small
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Here's what I can tell the American people: 95 percent of you will get a tax cut. And if you make less than $250,000, less…
— Barack Obama
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A small business person has Uncle Sam as a partner, a partner who puts up no money, does no work, and wants 30 or 40…
— Irwin Schiff
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All taxes discourage something. Why not discourage bad things like pollution rather than good things like working?
— Lawrence Summers
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Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes
— Franklin P. Adams
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Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as…
— Dave Barry
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Country is run by... financial powers & corporate interests [who] send their lawyers to Congress to make laws so that they don't have to pay…
— Gore Vidal
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Tens of billions ... are going into the pockets of tens of thousands of tax preparers who ... love complexity as much as the rest…
— Nicholas von Hoffman
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In america, there are two tax systems: one for the informed and one for the uninformed. Both are legal
— Learned Hand
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The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget
— Unknown Author
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The blame for the maddening complications of the federal tax system goes to the people with the most money
— Nicholas von Hoffman
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[The Internal Revenue Code is] about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news
— Don Nickles
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I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside
— Ken Dodd
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible…
— Harvey Mackay
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I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country
— Dick Gregory
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The purpose of a tax cut is to leave more money where it belongs: in the hands of the working men and working women who…
— Bob Dole
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And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income…
— Dave Barry
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The United States has a system of taxation by confession
— Hugo Black
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Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
— Laurence J. Peter
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