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Billy Gardell has 20 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike…
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Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!
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I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.
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I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times…
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I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.
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I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once.…
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Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the…
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And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates your act.…
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As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm…
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Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some weight. Maybe,…
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I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a…
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I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're…
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After referees negated a line change that led to Tampa Bay"s winning goal in the Stanley Cup Playoffs: After all these years…
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Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.
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Able Danger consisted of approximately 20 direct individuals working for Special Forces in Tampa, Florida. The total amount of people working for…
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I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times…
— Billy Gardell
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap…
— Stan Lee
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Every day I went to work at Tampa, I gave it my all.
— Gaines Adams
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Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
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Of all the fictions we heard last week in Tampa, the one I find most troubling is this: If we all just…
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At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.
— Christine Lavin
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Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on an epic,…
— Kenny Powers
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I would fight Glen Johnson, Antonio Tarver, Chad DawsonI dont care. Let me tell you one more time, my time, my probation…
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