Best Swearing Sayings

92 Swearing quotes by 81 unique authors

The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests… — George Washington
The cat Horus shot out from under the table and headed for the door, his ears flattened and his tail straight out. There he encountered… — Barbara Mertz
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any… — Abraham Lincoln
There we were - demented children mincing about in clothes that no one ever wore, speaking as no man ever spoke, swearing love in wigs… — Tom Stoppard
I shouldn't have said it, but the word slipped out of my mouth as easy as air. it wasn't exactly the kind of work any… — Obert Skye
Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional… — Stephen Colbert
Clary felt suddenly annoyed. "When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being… — Cassandra Clare
Speaking the Lord’s name with reverence must simply be part of our lives as members of the Church... we do not use foul language. We… — Spencer W. Kimball
I'll have you know I do the swearing on this ship. If I need your assitance I'll call you." Capt. Wolf Larsen — Jack London
All of the Ten Commandments that are good were old; all that were new art foolish. If Jehovah had been civilized he would have left… — Robert Green Ingersoll
maybe we try too hard to be remembered, waking to the glowing yellow disc in ignorance, swearing that today will be the day, today we… — Naomi Shihab Nye
Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first? — Christine Feehan
Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word." "And you're a big-" "Tsk tsk," he interrupted. "No swearing in church. — Cassandra Clare
Abusive language and swearing are a legacy of slavery, humiliation, and disrespect for human dignity, one’s own and that of other people. — Leon Trotsky
…made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless. — Nelson DeMille
He held up a finger and went to the hallway, where he tripped over Blotchy, and then over the two monster cats madly pursuing Blotchy.… — Kristin Cashore
...the voice was indisputable. It continued to swear with that breadth and variety that distinguishes the swearing of a cultivated man. — H.G. Wells
I do the very best I can, I mean to keep going. If the end brings me out all right, then what is said against… — Abraham Lincoln
Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong. — Isaac Marion
I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing. — Neil Gaiman
Jenks made a move to follow, probably forgetting he didn’t have wings anymore. He leaned forward and fell to the floor, face first. “Jenks!” I… — Kim Harrison
Brigan spun around to face the man, swearing with as much as exasperation and fury as Fire had ever heard anyone swear. The man scuttled… — Kristin Cashore
Swearing relieves the feelings - that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her.… — Jerome K. Jerome
Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey,… — Meg Cabot
He was kindhearted, in a way. You know the sort of kind heart: it made him uncomfortable more often than it made him do anything;… — J.R.R. Tolkien

Who Wrote These Swearing Quotes

81 authors contributed a total of 92 Swearing Quotes, led by these top contributors:

Best Swearing Sayings

More Ways to Read Swearing Quotes

Who Wrote These Swearing Quotes