Straws Quotes

35 Straws quotes by 32 unique authors

Stranger stabs u in the front. Friend stabs u in the back. Boyfriend stabs u in the heart. Best friends only poke each other with… — Christine Ramkran
Errors like straws upon the surface flow: Who would search for pearls must dive below — John Dryden
Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always… — J Robert Moskin
Real men don't get drunk threw straws — GuyCodes
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends,… — Shadawcatt
My mind has been blown by the magic going on here tonight....Bent quarters and moving straws. — Candace Bailey
A stranger stabs you I front, A friend stabs you in the back; A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke… — LifeMeans_LykA
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier than the ones… — Nikhil Saluja
Ice cubes makes your water cold, but it can't make your water wetter. Straws make it easy to drink, but can't make it taste better.… — Ty Boyland

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