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Morgan Webb has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I want a chilling vision of the future, I just watch the Golden Girls.
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Here's an anagram for you: THIS GAME SUCKS. When you unravel it, it becomes: THIS GAME SUCKS.
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Sonic 3 is reminiscent of sex. Or pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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Hosed down in Mega Man juice.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo?
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Where are my heals...I'm going for a run.
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Die evil bunny...taste my deadly bush.
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But I told you, I don't have any balls!
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I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.
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Yes, it's another damn World War II flying game. I wish I cared, but I don't!
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Welcome to my world, Sessler. Welcome to my naked, cartwheeling world.
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Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know.
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Delicious strawberry jam. That's right kids, people are made of jam.
— Morgan Webb
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