Morgan Webb Quotes

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• When I want a chilling vision of the future, I just watch the Golden Girls.
• Here's an anagram for you: THIS GAME SUCKS. When you unravel it, it becomes: THIS GAME SUCKS.
• Sonic 3 is reminiscent of sex. Or pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
• Hosed down in Mega Man juice.
• Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo?
• Where are my heals...I'm going for a run.
• Die evil bunny...taste my deadly bush.
• But I told you, I don't have any balls!
• I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.
• Yes, it's another damn World War II flying game. I wish I cared, but I don't!
• Welcome to my world, Sessler. Welcome to my naked, cartwheeling world.
• Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know.
• For a game about non-lethal violence, it sure makes me want to kill the developers!
• Delicious strawberry jam. That's right kids, people are made of jam.
• When you have to downgrade in order to play this game, Houston...we have a problem.
• Bad music in games causes gamers a sharp, sudden pain not unlike a swift kick to the testicles...not that I'd know what that felt like.
• My wookiee likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.
• I wanna see Tiger Woods attack Spiderman just because I would find it funny.
• Yay, we're topical! We're addressing issues ripped from the headlines, just like Law & Order: SVU. And that's the kind of quality programming you can…
• Crunk energy drink sounds tasty.

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