Straight Men Quotes

22 Straight Men quotes by 18 unique authors

Straight men need to be emasculated.... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. — Madonna Ciccone
I enjoy my relationship with straight men. It's very nurturing. It's very validating to hang out with straight guys and be accepted. So many of… — Kyan Douglas
Straight men who visit prostitutes are valiantly striving to keep sex free from emotion, duty, family--in other words, from society, religion, and procreative Mother Nature. — Camille Paglia
Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with. — Lance Loud
Think about it, I say. How many straight men maintain inappropriately intimate relationships with their mothers? How many shop with them? I want a gay… — Ayelet Waldman
It's hard to hear the story of a love affair between two straight men, one of whom is the most divine woman alive. — Unknown Author
Politicians come in three varieties: straight men, fixers, and maddies. — Paul Keating
It seems a lot of straight men need a word coach or a lawyer when it comes to discussing 'Sex and the City.' — Michael Patrick King
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. — Graham Norton
Gays don't have a lot of testosterone. I'm talking about that they use both sides of their brain. Straight men only use one side. Gay… — Patti Stanger
I'm recognizable in certain circles, like girls know me, couples know me. But not all straight men know me. — Patti Stanger
I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are… — Cassandra Clare
You look hot. The straight men will want you, the gay men will want beauty tips, and the women will want to scratch your eyes… — Zoey Dean
Most gay men are as sexist in their thinking as are heterosexuals. Their patriarchal thinking leads them to construct paradigms of desirable sexual behaviour that… — Bell Hooks
Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human. — Laurell K. Hamilton
If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she… — Tom Ford
Unlike straight men, who have the luxury of being slobs because women usually expect them to be, gay men - whether preppies, fashion victims, or… — Lance Loud
Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this? — Miranda Hobbes
Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight… — Madonna
I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years. Of course, the only… — Michelle Williams
If they don't want us in the military, then I say that straight men shouldn't be allowed to be florists and straight women can't be… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Straight Men Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 22 Straight Men Quotes as follows: