Straight Face Quotes

41 quotes by 38 authors

[on Martin Freeman playing Bilbo Baggins] It was great. I got to hang out with him, and I kept a straight face for a bit… — Benedict Cumberbatch
Itâ€™s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that.… — Robert A. Heinlein
Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that… — Jeaniene Frost
No matter how you cut them, paste them, rotate them, or distort them, lip syncing and air-guitar playing are fundamentally foolish activities, and anyone seen… — Walter Kirn
No one can make the album they made 10 years ago with a straight face. There are two reasons: one is you change as a… — Brad Paisley
We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk that's paid off immensely. In retrospect, committing to the graphics… — Bill Gates
Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . . — Rick Sutter
I haven't had to do too many, or many explicit ones. Everybody feels weird, and everybody is trying to tiptoe around and make you think… — Gretchen Mol
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a… — Kevin Hart
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk. — Brody Jenner
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In… — Cedric The Entertainer
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not… — Kevin Hart
Straight face in some ass, so I'm chillin with her. — Webbie
It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower. — Krysten Ritter
No one can make the album they made 10 years ago with a straight face. There are two reasons: one is you change as a… — Brad Paisley
Knew it from the start, nah somethin wasn't right/ Felt somethin different when I looked into your eyes/ Things change, re-arrange, won't ever be the… — Tactics
I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents an hour I… — Rainn Wilson
Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face. — Hussein Nishah
You know you've got it bad when he stares at you, not saying anything or smiling, and you try and keep a straight face, but… — Nishan Panwar
Maybe I know somewhere deep in my soul That love never lasts And we've got to find other ways To make it alone or keep… — Ritu Ghatourey

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